Dowcipy, kawały, śmieszne linki

[Koval]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yHdufEb28ss&feature=related

[Rainbow]

[Piromaniack]

WOMEN’S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you’ll be sorry
6. We need to talk = I need to complain
7. Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
11. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
12. Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
13. You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
14. Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive
15. It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
16. You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
17. I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
18. How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like


MEN’S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let’s have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. What’s wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question
8. May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you
9. Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you
10. Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you
11. Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you
12. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
13. You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next 3 mins.
14. Let’s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I’d like to have sex with you.
15. I don’t think those shoes go with that outfit = I’m gay

[Trance]

Ach, niesamowita w tym wyżej ilość prawdy, to chyba powstało po dokonaniu jakiś badań, ktoś na tym zrobił doktorat chyba

[Havker]

OMG przewaga prawdy nad treścią

[Firefly]

Puk, puk.
- Kto tam?
- Lotny patrol katechetyczny do walki z ateizmem!
- Nie wierzę!
- My właśnie w tej sprawie…

[hryst]

http://www.joemonster.org/art/8616/Po-c ... -juz-droga
28 mnie rozwaliło

http://www.visionresearch.com/video/pla ... &flash=yes

[alderous]

Wpiszcie w google find Chuck Norris i kliknijcie na "Szczęśliwy traf"

[itan]

Wpiszcie w google find Chuck Norris i kliknijcie na "Szczęśliwy traf"

[MaKo]

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl- ... eagle.html

[Mefiu]

Fart zycia
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=hgyZHYRGpTY